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I don’t know why, but Garnett doing this random underwear hat bit reminds me of the South Park episode with the underwear gnomes.  It seems like everyday this kid is doing something new that baffles and/or delights me.  Today I was on the treadmill and I got off briefly because she had disappeared for a couple of minutes and I found her downstairs facing the baby gate and singing “ABCD’s” to the empty first floor of our house.  I asked her what she was doing and she said “I don knnooooooow” in a sing-songy voice and then when I asked again she said she was singing to Faith (one of our cats).

This underwear bit she did a couple of days ago out of the blue.  She found the underwear and then promptly decided it was a hat, which is not so surprising considering I have a picture from last week with her on the potty and her panties on her head.  You know, because you always pull down your underwear and promptly stick it upon your head when you are going to be on the pot.

The only thing that possibly rivaled this insanity is our dog Kanga.  She is clearly in heat and keeps sticking her vag in poor Xander’s face.  My poor one-eyed dog is at 11 and weighing in at over 100 pounds he is arthritic these days.  He has spent the few days trying to dodge Kanga from humping him or presenting her lady dog bits to his face for endless hours of the day.  I caught this snippet on camera and send it to my Mother-in-Law with the caption “You’re welcome.”  Because who doesn’t want to see a bitch taking advantage of an old man??